THE MAN WHO’S SUPPOSED TO DRINK THE COFFEE IS A LIAR

I gave everything about the coffee five stars although I don’t drink coffee. It’s not Folger’s fault that the bastard for whom I bought the coffee stopped coming over to drink it because he’s mean and selfish and isn’t capable of being in a relationship. You know who you are. You said, “Yes, get the coffee. That will be great.” Then you didn’t show up. I fart in your general direction, Mr. Man. Now I’m stuck with all this coffee. So there’s that .…