It’s Not Folger’s Fault

5.0 out of 5 stars

THE MAN WHO’S SUPPOSED TO DRINK THE COFFEE IS A LIAR

I gave every­thing about the cof­fee five stars although I don’t drink cof­fee. It’s not Fol­ger’s fault that the bas­tard for whom I bought the cof­fee stopped com­ing over to drink it because he’s mean and self­ish and isn’t capa­ble of being in a rela­tion­ship. You know who you are. You said, “Yes, get the cof­fee. That will be great.” Then you did­n’t show up. I fart in your gen­er­al direc­tion, Mr. Man. Now I’m stuck with all this cof­fee. So there’s that .…

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